Quotables for Week Ending March 26, 2016

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The Secretary of State was visiting colleges on Madam Secretary this week.

Hannah was recalling her time at Oberlin on Girls.

But it wasn't all university talk, as Martha dedicated her book to her son on Castle, and Liza had mourning sex with Josh on the season finale of Younger.

See what else was going on this week when you check out the quotable moments below!

1. Agents of SHIELD

Lance hunter meets with coulson on on agents of shield season 2

What are the chances he just tripped and fell and wrapped himself in a nice, comfy tarp?

Hunter
What are the chances he just tripped and fell and wrapped himself in a nice, comfy tarp?

2. Vinyl

Descending into debauchery vinyl

I can't be the first person who ever mentioned it to your face. The logo looks like a toilet.

Andie
I can't be the first person who ever mentioned it to your face. The logo looks like a toilet.

3. Quantico

Defensive driving quantico

Every morning I put a gun in my mouth. Have you ever tasted a gun, Alex? It's awful. It's the only thing that feels right to me.

Simon
Every morning I put a gun in my mouth. Have you ever tasted a gun, Alex? It's awful. It's the only thing that feels right to me.

4. Once Upon a Time

Rumplestiltskinmr gold photo

Don't worry, I'm not dead. Just visiting.

Rumplestiltskin
Don't worry, I'm not dead. Just visiting.

5. Girls

Time away girls

You know, I've actually never had sex with a woman before. I mean, I've done other stuff. I went to Oberlin, so I'm not, like, a monster.

Hannah
You know, I've actually never had sex with a woman before. I mean, I've done other stuff. I went to Oberlin, so I'm not, like, a monster.

6. The Good Wife

Getting cozy the good wife

Oh my God! My family needs a full time investigator. That's not normal, is it?

Alicia
Oh my God! My family needs a full time investigator. That's not normal, is it?

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