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Guys, we did a good deed. Okay, let's just leave it at that. Not everything has to be about money.Jonah
Justine: Immigrants -- we get the job done.
Justine: My family is Swedish or something.
I'm so sorry, Sandra. We all wish we could just rip that pain out of your body, shove it right up inside ourselves, and claim it as our own.Carol
Carol: Guys, we're a family, and we have to be there for each other. And Sandra would be there for any of us if we had a gross, sick cat.
Jonah: I guess that -- that's a valid point from Carol.
Glenn: We've got a really exciting COVID announcement.
Cheyenne: Oh my god, is it over? I don't know about you guys, but COVID has been, like, super annoying for me.
Jonah: Huh. Yeah, now that you mention it, I'd have to give it a thumbs down.
Why does every one of our dances turn into a Jamie Lee Curtis movie?!Jughead
Cheryl: But I don’t understand, did you pick me?
Toni: For tonight, I did. My Nana said if I didn’t get home by midnight, she would never speak to me again. I hope you can understand?
Cheryl: Of course. Toni, family is the most important thing. Go and by with your nana, and thank you for tonight. Despite those moments of video horror, I’ll treasure these memories … always.
Veronica: Early morning run, Archiekins?
Archie: I’ve got my physical for the naval academy this week.
Veronica: Well, I find it hard to believe they wouldn’t be impressed by my teenaged Thor.
David: What is this?
Betty: The birth of a serial killer. The Black Hood, as a little boy.
David: Is that really him? The Black Hood?
Betty: Yeah, that’s my dad.
Kevin: [Whispers] This is insane.
I just wanted to change a couple of racist policies. I didn't sign up to teach a bunch of grown-ass white people about racism.Garrett
Garrett: So this is the kind of stuff we're working to address with this list.
Dina: Uh, uh. Forget the list; we can get back to the list. The personal stories are breaking through! Give us another one!
Garrett: So you just want me to tell more stories about messed up that happen because I'm black?
Dina: Exactly. Hit us with a big one!
Garrett: Attention all Cloud 9 employees in all departments—please report to the breakroom for pizza. Because apparently, now, everyone gets pizza. Never mind that the basic infrastructure of this country makes it so that one group of people gets way more pizza than others! Or that some of us spend over four hundred years forcibly making pizza for white people!
Dina: This isn't about pizza, is it?
Jonah: No, I don't think so.
Isaac: Yes, I love pizza!