"I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"

While waiting in line at the bank, Marge befriends a man named Dwight, who later holds up the bank. Marge manages to convinces him to turn himself in.

"Midnight Towboy"

After touring neighboring town Guidopolis, Homer ends up having his car towed by a tow truck driver named Louie, who introduces Homer to the joy of towing cars for a living.

"Homer of Seville"

After a freak accident, Homer lands in the hospital where Doctor Hibbert informs him he developed an ability to sing in an operatic voice, only when he's lying on his back.

"He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"

After Homer saves Mr. Burns from drowning, Mr. Burns rewards him with a dinner and a flight on his corporate jet. Enjoying the luxury, he vows to never fly the regular way again.

"You Kent Always Say What You Want"

Homer wins a contest and is featured on Kent Brockman's nightly news program. However, the interview turns into trouble when Brockman blurts a horrible word on live TV.

"24 Minutes"

When finding out Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney plan on sabotaging Springfield Elementary School's annual bake sale, Bart and Lisa enlist the help of Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian.

"Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"

When Homer gets lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper rescues him and becomes a hero, which prompts the family to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, which they later regret.

"Crook and Ladder"

When reading a parenting magazine, Marge throws away Maggie's pacifier. However, when the pacifier is thrown in the trash, Maggie goes on a path of destruction.

"The Boys of Bummer"

Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time.

"Marge Gamer"

Marge discovers the wonders of the Internet via a reality game called "Earthland Realms" where she discovers Bart is the game's best and most destructive player.

The Simpsons Quotes

Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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