When Bart's birthday party turns into a disaster, he uses his AM radio gift to play pranks on the townspeople. Eventually he uses it to pretend to be a boy stuck in a well, and the whole town comes to his aid.
Everyone at the powerplant thinks Homer is crazy when he shows up in a pink shirt and want to give him a mental health exam. He has Bart take it for him and ends up in a looney bin with Michael Jackson.
Krusty: Ooh! Sex Chat! (dials) Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party! Krusty: Hello? Man 1: Hello? Man 2: Hello? Apu: Are there any women here? Krusty: Hello!? Apu: Are you a beautiful woman? Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman? Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.
(After Homer rejects other names for boys based on rhyming nicknames) Marge: What about Bart? Homer: Let's see. Bart, dart, cart, e-art. Nope can't see any problems with that. (Missing fart due to only 4 fingers)