When Bart's birthday party turns into a disaster, he uses his AM radio gift to play pranks on the townspeople. Eventually he uses it to pretend to be a boy stuck in a well, and the whole town comes to his aid.
Everyone at the powerplant thinks Homer is crazy when he shows up in a pink shirt and want to give him a mental health exam. He has Bart take it for him and ends up in a looney bin with Michael Jackson.
Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow
Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine. Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me! Horst: Stop it! Man: Stop, sir. Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me. Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please. Horst: Stop it! Stop it! Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong! Man: Stop it. Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns. Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now. Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans-- Horst: Burns, Stop it!