The Simpsons Quotes
Bart: Yeah, look it up.
Milhouse: Used to express disgust or outrage? That's the worst F word there is!
Bart: Dad, are you gonna snitch on me?
Homer: Moes before bros.
Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I'm gonna blame on you.Homer
Marge: I'm not giving up on Bart, just like I didn't give up on our marriage when you quit your job to start the North American Sumo League.
Homer: The NASL would have made money if someone had washed a few sumo loin cloths for me.
Marge: I said I would do yours, but not the whole dojo.
Chief Wiggum: I've got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.
Lou: You also have no evidence.
Chief Wiggum: That's implied.
Lisa: I'm not sure how many more times we can watch dad chased down by an angry crowd before it affects us psychologically.
Dr. Schulman: As a family therapist, I can assure you that you have all the coping skills you need.
Marge: Why is Lisa talking to an empty seat?
Lisa: See you next Tuesday Dr. Schulman! Oh right, you're in Maui.
I will do something no one has ever done, be fun sober!Homer
Mr. Duff: Why don't you kids run off and play in the bottle cap pit.
Marge: Don't cut yourselves!
These reality shows really leave you no privacy.Marge
Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.Reverend Lovejoy
But it's not on the calendar? Okay, but if I'm sleepy at work tomorrow I get to tell everyone why.Homer
I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money.Marge