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The Simpsons Season 4

Krusty Gets Kancelled Picture
"Krusty Gets Kancelled"

When a new show featuring a ventriloquist Arthur Crandall and his dummy, Gabbo dominates Krusty in the rankings, Krusty loses his job.

Devil Homer
"Marge in Chains"

When Springfield is hit with Osaka Flu, an exhausted Marge accidentally forgets to pay for a bottle of bourbon at the Kwik-E-Mart and is arrested for shoplifting.

"Whacking Day"

Bart is expelled from Springfield Elementary and Marge begins to home school him. Meanwhile, Springfield's annual holiday, Whacking Day arrives.

Grampa Wins
"The Front"

After a bad episode of Itchy & Scratchy, Bart and Lisa write their own episode, but it's rejected due to their age. The kids resubmit it under Grampa's name.

Homer Wakes Up
"So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"

When Bart's April Fools' prank (shaking Homer's beer can to the point of it exploding) puts Homer in a coma in the hospital, we get a clip show.

Last Exit to Springfield Picture
"Last Exit to Springfield"

When Mr. Burns cancels the dental plan just as Lisa needs braces, Homer convinces his co-workers not to give up the plan and becomes the new head of the union.

Duffless Picture
"Duffless"

After a tour of the Duff Brewery, Homer gets a DUI on the way home and after losing his license and attending AA meetings, Marge convinces Homer to give up beer.

I Choo-Choo-Choose You
"I Love Lisa"

On Valentine's Day, Lisa feels bad for Ralph and gives him a card. Ralph mistakes Lisa's pity for love and invites her to Krusty's 29th Anniversary Special.

Big Brother Tom
"Brother from the Same Planet"

When Homer forgets to pick up Bart at soccer practice, a fed up Bart joins the "Big Brother" program and is given Tom (Phil Hartman). Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to a 900 number.

Duff Gardens Ride
"Selma's Choice"

After Marge's Great aunt Gladys Bouvier dies, her video will tells Patty and Selma not to die alone like her. Selma decides she wants a baby.

Lyle Lanley and Leonard Nimoy
"Marge vs. the Monorail"

When Mr. Burns is caught illegally storing excess nuclear waste, he's forced to award the town $3 mllion. Traveling salesman, Lyle Lanley (Phil Hartman) convinces the town to spend the money on a monorail.

Homer's Triple Bypass Picture
"Homer's Triple Bypass"

When Homer has clogged arteries, he needs to go under a triple bypass surgery. When he can't afford the $40,000 surgery by Dr. Hibbert, he elects the $129.95 operation by Dr. Nick.

Bart and Baby Lisa
"Lisa's First Word"

While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge retells the story of how Lisa was born and said her first word.

"Mr. Plow"

After being pressured into buying a snow plow at the local auto show, Homer starts a successful plowing company as "Mr. Plow."

Bart and Laura
"New Kid on the Block"

When The Simpsons new neighbors, Ruth Powers (Pamela Reed) and her daughter, Laura (Sara Gilbert) move in, Bart crushes on Laura.

Tom Jones on The Simpsons
"Marge Gets a Job"

When the house needs expensive repairs, Marge gets a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and soon becomes the object of affection for Mr. Burns.

Itch & Scratchy Movie
"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

In order to push Bart and ensure his dream of his son becoming a Supreme Court Justice one day, Homer bans Bart from ever seeing the "Itchy & Scratchy" movie.

"Treehouse of Horror III"

The third Treehouse of Horror Halloween special tells three stories: Clown Without Pity, King Homer, and Dial "Z" for Zombie.

Bob Hope on The Simpsons
"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

When Lisa's self esteem is shattered by a drawing of her, Homer sacrifices his Duff blimp tickets to enter her into a beauty pageant.

Homer and God
"Homer the Heretic"

When Homer skips Church one Sunday and realizes the freedom that comes with it, he invents his own religion.

A Streetcar Named Marge Pic
"A Streetcar Named Marge"

Marge is cast the lead in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Meanwhile, Maggie goes up against her strict daycare attendant.

Kamp Krusty Picture
"Kamp Krusty"

Bart and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty for the summer, but discover the director, Mr. Black, is an evil accountant.

Show:
Season:
4
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Total Episodes:
22

The Simpsons Season 4 Quotes

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Homer

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!

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