The Simpsons Season 18

"You Kent Always Say What You Want"

Homer wins a contest and is featured on Kent Brockman's nightly news program. However, the interview turns into trouble when Brockman blurts a horrible word on live TV.

24 Minutes
"24 Minutes"

When finding out Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney plan on sabotaging Springfield Elementary School's annual bake sale, Bart and Lisa enlist the help of Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian.

Santa's Little Helper Photo
"Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"

When Homer gets lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper rescues him and becomes a hero, which prompts the family to enroll him in Police Dog Academy, which they later regret.

Smothering Magazine
"Crook and Ladder"

When reading a parenting magazine, Marge throws away Maggie's pacifier. However, when the pacifier is thrown in the trash, Maggie goes on a path of destruction.

Bart Blows It
"The Boys of Bummer"

Bart becomes a hometown hero when he makes the game-winning catch at his Little League game, sending the Springfield Isotots to the Little League championship for the first time.

Marge the Gamer
"Marge Gamer"

Marge discovers the wonders of the Internet via a reality game called "Earthland Realms" where she discovers Bart is the game's best and most destructive player.


After the family photo album is destroyed, Marge restages all of the family's photographs and a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background, striking tabloid gold.

Odd Love Connection
"Rome-old and Juli-eh"

In an unexpected turn of events, Grampa and Selma fall in love and get married, prompting Homer and Patty plot to break up their love connection.

Yokel Chords Pic
"Yokel Chords"

After Lisa protests denying education to Cletus's kids, Principal Skinner offers her a chance to tutor them herself, though Krusty hires them as a musical act for his show. Meanwhile, Bart ends up in therapy after scaring his peers with stories of a school chef notorious for cooking children.

"Springfield Up"

Declan Desmond returns as he shows a documentary about Springfield's current adult population as children, discussing their future aspirations.

Little Big Girl Pic
"Little Big Girl"

Cletus ineptly tosses his pipe, Springfield is in danger when the town is about to be hit by a fire, Bart unwittingly saves the day and is rewarded with a driver's license.

Revenge Gone Awry
"Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"

Homer's misguided revenge on the Rich Texan combined with an untimely car break down leaves Marge, Lisa, and Bart to tell three tales about revenge gone wrong.

Worst Vacation Ev-er
"The Wife Aquatic"

After viewing one of Patty and Selma's home video of their summer on the boardwalk, Marge reminisces of her memorable childhood vacations spent at Barnacle Bay.

Kill Gill
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"

After Gil Gunderson gives Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll reserved for Mr. Costington's daughter, he gets fired as a mall Santa and moves in with the Simpsons.

"The Haw-Hawed Couple"

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend, and discovers how possessive Nelson can be. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself hooked on one of Lisa's fantasy books.

Ice Cream Man is Back!
"Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"

After Homer gets fired once again from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he takes over Springfield's ice cream truck business after his favorite driver dies.

Moe the Poet
"Moe'N'a Lisa"

Lisa discovers that Moe's written rantings are perfect fodder for poetry, but at a writer's convention, Moe ends up taking the credit.

Homer Joins Up
"G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"

Homer finds himself in an army training camp after trying to get his children out of an agreement to join by age 18.

"Treehouse of Horror XVII"

The Simpsons' annual Halloween hodgepodge. Phil McGraw, Richard Lewis, Fran Drescher, Sir Mix-a-lot and Maurice LaMarche guest star.

Don't Hammer 'Em!
"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"

After buying Homer a collection of handyman's books, Marge becomes a handywoman, but uses Homer since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter.

Bart the Musician
"Jazzy and the Pussycats"

Bart gets a drum kit to work out his aggression. Lisa adopts animals to combat depression when Bart is chosen over Lisa to be a member of Lisa's favorite jazz band.

Fat Tony Apprentice
"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"

Lisa becomes friends with Fat Tony's son Michael. The Simpsons are invited over for dinner, where Fat Tony is shot and Homer becomes Springfield's new mob boss.

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The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes

(reading his poem)
There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.


Bart: Finally someone who does whatever I say!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart. I shaved my head like you told me.
Bart: Get lost!
Milhouse: Yes, master!