"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 23, Homer's work cuts children's healthcare benefits, so Marge turns to healing crystals as a cheaper solution for Bart's ADD.

"Woo-Hoo Dunnit"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 22, when Lisa’s secret college fund goes missing, the crime series “Deadline Springfield” goes in-depth to solve the case.

"D'oh Canada"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 21, on vacation, Lisa is mistakenly granted asylum in Canada and the family must navigate the polite Canadian landscape.

"I’m Just A Girl Who Can’t Say D’oh"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 20, Marge becomes director of Springfield's local theater, armed with Lisa's script resembling "Hamilton."

"Girl’s In The Band"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 19, Lisa is scouted by the director of the Capitol City Philharmonic and Homer works extra shifts at the plant so she can play.

"Bart Vs. Itchy & Scratchy"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 18, Krusty releases an all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy," so Bart and his male friends decide to boycott the show.

"E My Sports"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 17, Homer discovers he has a passion for coaching Bart when he begins to excel in video game competitions.

"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 16, after a romantic night ends in injury, Lisa tries to fix her parents' relationship with help from an unlikely source.

"101 Mitigations"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 15, Homer must either prove his innocence in court or reconcile with the jilted nerd when he steals Comic Book Guy's car.

"The Clown Stays in the Picture"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 14, Bart and Lisa learn about the early years of their parents' relationship while working on Krusty's movie.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow

"Woodrow"