"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"

On The Simpsons Seasons 31 Episode 9, Todd blames God for his mother's death so Ned sends him to live with the Simpsons to scare him back towards his faith.

"Thanksgiving Of Horror"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 8, the family recalls Thanksgivings, an A.I. mishap and a dangerous space mission complicated by a sentient cranberry sauce.

"Livin La Pura Vida"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 7, the Simpsons join other Springfield families on the Van Houten's trip to Costa Rica, which they obviously can't afford.

"Marge the Lumberjill"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 6, Marge realizes that everyone views her as boring, so she takes up competitive lumber-jacking as a hobby.

"Gorillas on the Mast"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 5, Homer buys a boat and quickly realizes boat ownership sucks and Lisa wants to set free Springfield's most vicious animals.

"Treehouse of Horror XXX"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 4, there's a mission to rescue Milhouse from another dimension and dead-Homer's spirit tries on some new bodies for size.

"The Fat Blue Line"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 3, Chief Wiggum tries to prove that he's still up for policing when he tries to prove the wrong man was arrested of a crime.

"Go Big or Go Homer"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 2, Homer is demoted to supervising interns, among whom is go-getter millennial Mike, who asks Homer to be his mentor.

"The Winter of Our Monetized Content"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 1, Lisa battles the school's new industrialized detention system while a video of Bart and Homer fighting goes viral.

"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 23, Homer's work cuts children's healthcare benefits, so Marge turns to healing crystals as a cheaper solution for Bart's ADD.

The Simpsons Quotes

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.


Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow