The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Episode Guide
Homer goes on a diet, but cheats on it, and Marge hires a TV show to keep track of his diet and make sure he is being honest.
A new student named Donny comes to Springfield Elementary and Bart thinks he has found the ultimate partner for pranks. However, these pranks backfire and Bart begins to suspect a rat.
On Valentine's Day, the Simpson family gets stuck in a tunnel; to pass off time, Homer to begins to tell a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde.
After discovering Marge's diploma, Homer recounts the story of how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so Marge could attend Springfield University.
Homer burns down Springfield's fast-food restaurants. In order to rebuild them, Mayor Quimby moves up election day, making Springfield's primary election the first in the nation.
Homer wakes up in the snow with no memory from the night before, and Moe informs him he drank a "Forget-Me-Shot," a drink powerful enough to rid the previous 24 hours from a user's mind.
The Simpsons decide to go to a rib restaurant, and after arriving, they discover Sideshow Bob, who once again attempts to murder the entire family.
When a new comic book store, "Coolsville Comics & Toys" owned by a friendlier owner named Milo opens up directly across the street, Comic Book Guy competes for his customers.
Remarried Kirk and Luann go on a honeymoon cruise; however, the boat tips, causing the two to topple into the sea and are later presumed dead. As such, Milhouse decides to act like a real man.
The nineteenth season's annual trio of Halloween stories, all of which are movie parodies: E.T., Mr. and Mrs. Smith and Se7en are parodied.