Healthcare Cuts - The Simpsons

Healthcare Cuts - The Simpsons

Marge turns to healing crystals when healthcare gets cut on The Simpsons. "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion" is the 23rd episode of the show's 30th season.
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Documentary Crime - The Simpsons

Documentary Crime - The Simpsons

The famiy ends up on the documentary crime series “Deadline Springfield” on The Simpsons. "Woo-Hoo Dunnit" is the 22nd episode of the show's 30th season.
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Niagara Falls - The Simpsons

Niagara Falls - The Simpsons

The family vacations at Niagara Falls on The Simpsons. "D'oh Canada" is the 22nd episode of the show's 30th season.
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Baby Class - The Simpsons

Baby Class - The Simpsons

Homer joins a baby class with Maggie on The Simpsons. "I’m Just A Girl Who Can’t Say D’oh" is the 20th episode of the show's 30th season.
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Scouted For the Philharmonic - The Simpsons

Scouted For the Philharmonic - The Simpsons

Lisa is scouted to play in the Philharmonic on The Simpsons. "Girl’s In The Band" is the 19th episode of the show's 30th season.
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Crimes Against the Patriarchy  - The Simpsons

Crimes Against the Patriarchy - The Simpsons

Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy on The Simpsons. "Bart Vs. Itchy & Scratchy" is the 18th episode of the show's 30th season.
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Video Game Competitions - The Simpsons

Video Game Competitions - The Simpsons

Bart starts to do well at video game competitions on The Simpsons. "E My Sports" is the 17th episode of the show's 30th season.
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A Romantic Night - The Simpsons

A Romantic Night - The Simpsons

A romantic night ends in unexpected injury on The Simpsons. "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" is the 16th episode of the show's 30th season.
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Stealing a Car - The Simpsons

Stealing a Car - The Simpsons

Homer steals Comic Book Guy's car on The Simpsons. "101 Mitigations" is the 15th episode of the show's 30th season.
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The Early Years - The Simpsons

The Early Years - The Simpsons

The kids learn about the early years of Marge and Homer's relationship on The Simpsons. "The Clown Stays in the Picture" is the 14th episode of the show's 30th season.
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In the Doghouse - The Simpsons

In the Doghouse - The Simpsons

Home angers Marge and ends up in the doghouse on The Simpsons. "I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can" is the 13th episode of the show's 30th season.
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A Cultured Family - The Simpsons

A Cultured Family - The Simpsons

Lisa learns what it might be like to live with a more cultured family on The Simpsons. "The Girl on the Bus" is the 12th episode of the show's 30th season.
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The Simpsons Quotes

(To the tune of "Baby Got Back.")
I like big guts and I cannot lie
Double chins with the chafing thighs
When a dude walks in with the hanging jowls
My stomach starts to growl--I'm gettin' hungry
So I masticate, chomping on the overweight
I eat fat people for days
Like potato chips by Lay's
Try to eat just one, but it can't be done
I've got to eat a ton
Baby likes fat
Baby likes fat

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow

"Woodrow"