Two and a Half Men

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A Health Scare - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 1
"The Ol' Mexican Spinach"
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On the season 12 premiere of Two and a Half Men, Walden has a health scare on Halloween and asks Alan for help changing his life.

For Better or Worse
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 22
"Oh Wald-E, Good Time Ahead"
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Alan deals with the consequences of coming clean to Larry on the season finale of Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Road Trip
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21
"Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot"
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Gretchen expects Alan to come clean with Larry while Walden takes a road trip to find his first car on Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Issues
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20
"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"
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Walden has to confront his codependency issues while Alan finds a new way to make money on Two and a Half Men.

Alan and Gretchen
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 19
"Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick"
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Walden is sure Kate is "the one" until he runs into Vivian on Two and a Half Men.

Walden Gets an Invite
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18
"West Side Story"
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The When his ex-girlfriend opens a boutique, Walden is invited to the opening while Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house on Two and a Half Men.

Dating Gretchen
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 17
"Welcome Home, Jake"
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Walden worries over telling Barry to find his own place while Lyndsey figures out that Alan is dating Gretchen, Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

Alan and Walden at the Bar
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16
"How to Get Rid of Alan Harper"
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Walden believes his new girlfriend may be cheating on him while Alan begins dating Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

Waiting For Lyndsey
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15
"Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin"
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Alan worries as he asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry on Two and a Half Men.

A Man's Man
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14
"Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe"
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Lyndsey breaks up with Larry but fails to tell Alan while Walden tries to prove that he's a man's man on Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Dr. Freeman: How's work?
Charlie: It's been pretty slow. Thankfully the house is paid off, the pension is funded, and I've give up prostitutes. Really all I need is drinking money... what's that, a couple grand a month?
Dr. Freeman: Sounds about right

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