Charlie Harper Photo
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15
"Of Course He's Dead"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15, on the series finale the life and presumed death of Charlie Harper is reviewed.

Parting Gifts - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 14
"Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 14, Walden and Alan finalize their divorce but when Alan wants a selfish parting gift, his relationship with Lyndsey ends up in jeopardy.

Alan Hesitates - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13
"Boompa Loved His Hookers"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey wants him to move in with her and Walden worries about his adoption prospects if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin.

Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12
"A Beer Battered Rip Off"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12, when Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lindsay, Walden is concerned how it will affect the adoption.

An Escape - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11
"Too Whom the Booty Calls"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11, Walden finds a good escape from Alan by joining a special group specifically for adoptive fathers.

Keeping Louis - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10
"Here I Come, Pants!"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10, Alan does everything in his power to help Walden keep Louis when the social worker figures out they are not a gay couple.

Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9
"Bouncey, Bouncey, Bouncy, Lyndsey"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9, Walden has trouble being intimate with women with his foster son in the house while Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Explaining Santa - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8
"Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8, Alex and Walden decide it's up to them to try and convince Louis that Santa Claus really does exist.

Complications - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7
"Sex With An Animated Ed Asner"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7, Alan and Walden become friends with moms from a kid's gym until Walden becomes attracted to one of them.

Rule Breaker - Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6
"Alan Shot a Little Girl"
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On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6, when Alan believes Louis thinks he's cool he starts breaking Walden's rules.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.