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A woman that Charlie had sex with thinks she's pregnant. After this close call, Charlie goes in to get a vasectomy.
Charlie sweet talks Judith's divorcee support-group to continue to let Alan have weekend custody of Jake and let him stay at Charlie's.
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent problem of sleep walking. Meanwhile, Jake goes to see his new therapist.
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement when he sleeps with his beautiful attorney, Laura (guest star Heather Locklear).
When Jake won't stop playing the guitar, Judith believes he's having a tough time adjusting to her and Alan's divorce. Judith wants to send Jake to a therapist to help him.
Judith's sister, Liz (Teri Hatcher) is in town and hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party. Evelyn chooses alcohol over birthday cake.
Charlie is stunned to learn that his ex-girlfriend, Jill, is now a man, Bill (Chris O'Donnell) and dating his mother.
Charlie is offended when Alan names their cousins as Jake's guardians in case of Alan's death.
Frankie (Jenna Elfman) tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. Meanwhile, Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Despite Alan's warning, Charlie falls for a crazy, beautiful woman, Franke (guest star Jenna Elfman).
Charlie's accountant, Stan, tries to explain to him why he's suddenly in financial trouble.
When Charle needs Alan for a double date with a pair of sisters, Charlie tries to desperately nurse a sick Alan back to health.
When Berta brings her beautiful daughter Prudence (guest star Megan Fox) to work, Charlie and Alan are a little distracted by her.
While at the movies, Charlie and Alan run into Judith and her new boyfriend. When Jake thinks Judith is cooler, Alan tries to change his look and get back into the dating scene.
In an attempt to prove he's a family man, Charlie invites his latest girl, Lisa, over and hosts a Thanksgiving dinner.
Charlie wants to dump the latest girl he's been sleeping with, but Jake has grown close to her. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith as they lead Jake and his classmates in school's annual music show.
Judith gets worried when Jake begins drawing sketches of a naked female friend of Charlie's that has been wandering around the house half naked.
Charlie and his mother, Evelyn, end up dating two people that are related.
Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie meeting some very sexy soccer moms.
Alan is having troubles with Charlie's sarcastic maid, Berta. Charlie is trying to get Jake and Rose to listen to him.
Alan fears he's losing custody of his son Jake so he goes out drinking with his brother Charlie.
Charlie tries to learn how to be a parent with his nephew Jake around, while Alan tries to win back his ex-wife, Judith.
Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in with him into his Malibu Beach house.