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Charlie and Angie
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19
"Waiting for the Right Snapper"
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When Charlie meets the fiance of Angie's son, he realizes it's not the first time; Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final.

Alan Yells at Jake
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"If My Hole Could Talk"
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Charlie's attracted to an older self-help book author (Susan Blakley); Alan tries to get Jake to finish his book report for a book he keeps losing.

Two and a Half Men CSI Picture
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 17
"Fish in a Drawer"
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A team of CSIs come to solve a murder at Charlie's house with CSI's George Eads guest starring.

Charlie in Therapy
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"Rough Night in Hump Junction"
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Alan feels Charlie cannot control his womanizing ways so Charlie goes to a therapist and realizes he's missing Mia, the one who got away.

Alan and a Prostitute
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"Winky-Dink Time"
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Charlie double dates with Jake, while setting Alan up with a prostitute.

Picking up Jake
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"The Soil is Moist"
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Alan finds out some surprising news about Judith's sex life when he goes on a date with one of her friends.

Alan Seeks Advice
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"Meander to Your Dander"
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When Alan needs to break up with a woman, he comes to Charlie for advice.

Alan in Cycling Gear
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"Kinda Like Necrophilia"
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When Alan finds out Charlie stole his high school girlfriend, he hatches a plan to get back at him.

Charlie Waffles Picture
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"Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
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Charlie finds success with a children's song as Charlie Waffles. Charlie's new-found fame bothers Alan.

Charlie Embarasses Linda
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"Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
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Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be going out with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Alan the Test Subject
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"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
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Charlie has to come up with a way to keep his girlfriend's four year old entertained; Alan becomes a test subject.

Charlie Sees Rose
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"City of Great Racks"
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Charlie and Linda get closer to sleeping together, but Charlie can't focus when he sees Rose's face popping up everywhere.

Charlie and Alan Double Date
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"Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
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Alan convinces Charlie to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. Charlie and Alan go on a double date but find out the waitress is an ex of Charlie's.

Charlie and Alan Have a Problem
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"Media Room Slash Dungeon"
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Charlie acts strange after spending the evening with Evelyn; a woman Alan sleeps with begins acting strange herself.

First Day of School
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"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
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Jake gets ready to start junior high school as Alan and Charlie take him shopping. The two brothers manage to get themselves in trouble.

Two and a Half Men Season 5 Quotes

Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
Charlie: I'm serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.
Berta: Private? You get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open a Starbucks.

Alan: You sure it's just a rash?
Charlie: What else could it be?
Alan: Uh, well, since we are talking about your private area, it could be anything from Ebola to mad cow disease.
Charlie: You get Ebola from monkeys, right?
Alan: Right.
Charlie: It's just a rash.

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