Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

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Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

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