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It's the season finale of Two and a Half Men, as Alan and Lindsey get into a major argument.
Zoey wonders why everyone makes such a fuss when Alan leaves the hospital on the 200th episode of Two and a Half Men.
Kathy Bates guest stars on Two and a Half Men this week. As Charlie?!? Yup.
Alan moves in with Lindsey and the results aren't what he expected. Meanwhile Zoey and her daughter become Walden's housemates.
Alan and Lyndsey react to the shocking development in their lives this week: their mothers are dating?!?
Jake and Elridge enlist the help of Walden this week. He drives them to a high school party.
Patton Oswalt guest stars on this episode of Two and a Half Men. He plays Walden's former business partner.
Does Lyndsey have a drinking problem? Alan ponders this question on this episode of Two and a Half Men.
It's an anger-filled Valentine's Day on Two and a Half Men, as Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped inside together.
Two and a Half Men is back after a brief hiatus. This episode is titled "The Duchess of Dull-In Sack."
Walden changes up his look on Two and a Half Men this week. So long, homeless guy!
Walden needs help from Alan on this episode of Two and a Half Men because his mother and ex-wife attempt wrestle away control of his company.
Alan falls for Walden's mom on this episode of Two and a Half Men, while also learning something about her new friend's past.
Walden tries to impress his new love interest this week. But then Bridget reappears in his life.
Is Walden ready to date again? He meets a beautiful British woman on this episode of Two and a Half Men.
Alan ends up in a mental hospital on Two and a Half Men this week, as Gary Busey guest stars as himself.
Walden's redecorates this week. But the move sends Alan over the edge on Two and a Half Men.
Walden receives divorce papers this week. He then meets a woman who resembles his ex.
Jake crushes on his teacher this week, but there's a problem: she crushes on Walden.
Walden tries to cheer Alan up this week. How so? By throwing him a bikini party, of course.
Walden is on a mission this week. Where is Mrs. Right? She must be around somewhere!
Alan hangs out with Jake this week and realizes: his son isn't exactly so smart.
It's the second half of the Two and a Half Mn season premiere event. We meet Walden's ex-wife this week.
Perhaps you've heard the news: Charlie Sheen is out and Ashton Kutcher is in. We meet the latter's character on this season premiere.
Walden: Trust me, money doesn't buy happiness.
Alan: I wouldn't know, I've never had either.
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Just like old times. I'm talking and you're in a bottle ignoring me.Alan [to urn]
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