Watch Season 9 Full Episodes Online
Season 9, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/14/2012
Watch Episode OnlineIt's the season finale of Two and a Half Men, as Alan and Lindsey get into a major argument.
Season 9, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/7/2012
Zoey wonders why everyone makes such a fuss when Alan leaves the hospital on the 200th episode of Two and a Half Men.
Season 9, Episode 21 - Air Date: 4/16/2012
Alan moves in with Lindsey and the results aren't what he expected. Meanwhile Zoey and her daughter become Walden's housemates.
Season 9, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/9/2012
Alan and Lyndsey react to the shocking development in their lives this week: their mothers are dating?!?
Season 9, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/19/2012
Jake and Elridge enlist the help of Walden this week. He drives them to a high school party.
Season 9, Episode 18 - Air Date: 2/27/2012
Patton Oswalt guest stars on this episode of Two and a Half Men. He plays Walden's former business partner.
Season 9, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/20/2012
Does Lyndsey have a drinking problem? Alan ponders this question on this episode of Two and a Half Men.
Season 9, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/13/2012
It's an anger-filled Valentine's Day on Two and a Half Men, as Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped inside together.
Season 9, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/16/2012
Walden changes up his look on Two and a Half Men this week. So long, homeless guy!
Season 9, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/2/2012
Walden needs help from Alan on this episode of Two and a Half Men because his mother and ex-wife attempt wrestle away control of his company.
Season 9, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/12/2011
Alan falls for Walden's mom on this episode of Two and a Half Men, while also learning something about her new friend's past.
Season 9, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/21/2011
Is Walden ready to date again? He meets a beautiful British woman on this episode of Two and a Half Men.
Season 9, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/14/2011
Alan ends up in a mental hospital on Two and a Half Men this week, as Gary Busey guest stars as himself.
Season 9, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/31/2011
Jake crushes on his teacher this week, but there's a problem: she crushes on Walden.
Season 9, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/24/2011
Walden receives divorce papers this week. He then meets a woman who resembles his ex.
Season 9, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/17/2011
Walden tries to cheer Alan up this week. How so? By throwing him a bikini party, of course.
Season 9, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/10/2011
Walden is on a mission this week. Where is Mrs. Right? She must be around somewhere!
Season 9, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/26/2011
It's the second half of the Two and a Half Mn season premiere event. We meet Walden's ex-wife this week.
Season 9, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/19/2011
Perhaps you've heard the news: Charlie Sheen is out and Ashton Kutcher is in. We meet the latter's character on this season premiere.
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Walden: Hey, what are you doing..? Alan: Just going down memory lane. This is a photo book Lyndsey gave me, oh look, here we are at the Santa Monica pier, "O...
