Parting Gifts - Two and a Half Men

Parting Gifts - Two and a Half Men

Walden and Alan sign their divorce papers but a parting gift causes trouble for Alan on Two and a Half Men.
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Alan Hesitates - Two and a Half Men

Alan Hesitates - Two and a Half Men

Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in on Two and a Half Men. "Boompa Loved His Hookers" is the 13th episode of the show's 12th season.
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An Escape - Two and a Half Men

An Escape - Two and a Half Men

Walden finds an escape from Alan by joining a group for adoptive fathers on Two and a Half Men.
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Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men

Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men

Walden is worried that Alan's breakup will affect the adoption on Two and a Half Men. "Too Whom the Booty Calls" is the 11th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Keeping Louis - Two and a Half Men

Keeping Louis - Two and a Half Men

Alan decides to help Walden keep Louis when the social worker catches them in a lie on Two and Half Men.
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Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men

Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men

Walden has problems being intimate with women with Louis in the house on Two and a Half Men.
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Explaining Santa - Two and a Half Men

Explaining Santa - Two and a Half Men

Walden and Alan attempt to explain about Santa Claus to Louis on Two and a Half Men. "Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight" is the eighth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Complications - Two and a Half Men

Complications - Two and a Half Men

Things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of the mom's at the kid's gym on Two and a Half Men.
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Rule Breaker - Two and a Half Men

Rule Breaker - Two and a Half Men

Alan breaks Walden's rules in order to have Louis think he's cool on Two and a Half Men.
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Playing Dad - Two and a Half Men

Playing Dad - Two and a Half Men

Walden as a father? He's trying to be one to this six-year old boy on Two and a Half Men.
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The Mom-To-Be - Two and a Half Men

The Mom-To-Be - Two and a Half Men

A Mom-to-be meets with Alan and Walden on Two and a Half Men. "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight" is the fourth episode of the show's 12th season.
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A Happy Couple - Two and a Half Men

A Happy Couple - Two and a Half Men

Walden and Alan try to play the role of a happy couple on Two and a Half Men. "Glamping In a Yurt" is the third episode of the show's 12th season.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.