Herb Returns

Herb Returns

Homer's half-brother, Herb (Danny DeVito) returns, now homeless, but with a plan to rebuild his fortune.
Added:
Milhouse and Samantha Stankey

Milhouse and Samantha Stankey

Milhouse gets a girlfriend, Samantha Stankey (Kimmy Robertson) cause Bart to get jealous.
Added:
Spinal Tap on The Simpsons

Spinal Tap on The Simpsons

Bart and Milhouse attend a Spinal Tap concert that inspires Bart to learn to play guitar.
Added:
Sideshow Bob and Selma

Sideshow Bob and Selma

Sideshow Bob returns and marries Selma when he's released from prison.
Added:
Colonel Homer and Lurleen

Colonel Homer and Lurleen

Colonel Homer begins to manage the beautiful country singer, Lurleen Lumpkin (guest voice Beverly D'Angelo).
Added:
Brainwashed Little Helper

Brainwashed Little Helper

When Mr. Burns "adopts" Santa's Little Helper he brain washes him to be a killer attack dog.
Added:
Bart the Hall Monitor

Bart the Hall Monitor

When Bart's vocational test reveal he should become a police officer, he improves his grades and becomes Skinner's hall monitor.
Added:
Homer at the Bat Picture

Homer at the Bat Picture

Homer and professional baseball ringers, Wade Boggs, José Canseco, Roger Clemens, Ken Griffey, Jr., Don Mattingly, Steve Sax, Mike Scioscia, Ozzie Smith, Terry Cashman and Darryl Strawberry, make up the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team lineup.
Added:
Bart the Lover Picture

Bart the Lover Picture

Bart tries to get revenge on Edna Karbappel for giving him detention by writing her phony love letters. Poor woman.
Added:
Homer Alone Picture

Homer Alone Picture

Homer learns how much he needs Marge when he's left home(r) alone with Maggie.
Added:
Homer and Lisa Bond

Homer and Lisa Bond

Homer and Lisa bond over football when Lisa shows her gift for picking the winning team.
Added:
Bart in a Well

Bart in a Well

Bart ends up trapped in a well when he tries to play a prank on the town using his AM radio.
Added:

The Simpsons Season 3 Quotes

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow

"Woodrow"

Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!