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Family Guy Review: Roof Baby

Family Guy Review: Roof Baby

This week on Family Guy, Cleveland finally returned to Quahog. But was picking up where he left off harder than he expected? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Review: Night Moves

Family Guy Review: Night Moves

This week on Family Guy, Meg and Peter finally bonded - perhaps a little too hard. Is there such a thing as too much parental love? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Review: Garofaruffalo

Family Guy Review: Garofaruffalo

This week on Family Guy, Peter became more intelligent in order to impress Lois. But was becoming more intelligent actually a dumb idea? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Review: Whip It Good

Family Guy Review: Whip It Good

This week on Family Guy, Stewie caught herpes from Brian and Peter lost his favorite bar booth. Chaos! Were the Griffin men able to restore order to their lives? Find out in our review!
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Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie