"Are You There God? It's Me, Peter"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 20, when Peter falls into a coma, he meets God face-to-face, and begins asking some of life's tough questions.

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"The Unkindest Cut"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19, Quagmire’s most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it.

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"HTTPete"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle in order to help promote the brewery to millennials, and Silicon Valley takes notice.

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"Switch the Flip"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 17, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues when the machine goes haywire.

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"Family Guy Through the Years"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 16, in a special retrospective, the show looks back at the cultural events and issues from the 1950s, '60s and '70s.

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"The Woof of Wall Street"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 15, Brian asks Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money.

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"The Veteran Guy"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14, Peter and the guys are sentenced to join the U.S. Coast Guard

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"V is for Mystery"

On Family Guy Season 16 Epiode 13, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

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"Send in Stewie, Please"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 12, Stewie reveals major, never-before-told secrets when he gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a session.

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"Dog Bites Bear"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 11, in the series 300th episode, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

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Family Guy Quotes

Fletcher met the long arm of the law at the wrong end of a shotgun at the deep end of a grave at the far end of a dead end road.

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley