"Are You There God? It's Me, Peter"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 20, when Peter falls into a coma, he meets God face-to-face, and begins asking some of life's tough questions.

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"The Unkindest Cut"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19, Quagmire’s most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it.

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"HTTPete"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle in order to help promote the brewery to millennials, and Silicon Valley takes notice.

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"Switch the Flip"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 17, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues when the machine goes haywire.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Family Guy Through the Years"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 16, in a special retrospective, the show looks back at the cultural events and issues from the 1950s, '60s and '70s.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The Woof of Wall Street"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 15, Brian asks Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"The Veteran Guy"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14, Peter and the guys are sentenced to join the U.S. Coast Guard

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"V is for Mystery"

On Family Guy Season 16 Epiode 13, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Send in Stewie, Please"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 12, Stewie reveals major, never-before-told secrets when he gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a session.

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"Dog Bites Bear"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 11, in the series 300th episode, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie