"Dog Bites Bear"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 11, in the series 300th episode, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10, Brian is smitten with a show dog named Ellie and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed with her.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 9, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Crimes and Meg's Demeanor"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 8, Peter is both concerned and delighted when Meg takes his advice and ends up drinking at a high school party.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Petey IV"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7, Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog when Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The D in Apartment 23"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 6, the Griffins are also treated as outcasts when Brian posts an offensive tweet and it goes viral for all to see.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Three Directors"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 5, Peter Griffin ends up getting fired from his job at the brewery during this special anthology-style installment.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Follow The Money"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 4, after Chris gets a special one-dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Nanny Goats"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3, Peter and Lois get the opportunity to reconnect when they get a nanny for the kids thanks to Lois' parents.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Foxx in the Men House"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 2, Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx and dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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Family Guy Quotes

Lois: How was your physical, Peter?
Peter: Good. Good. Good, yeah. Too good, as a matter of fact. Ya know what the doctor said? The doctor said I was too healthy. Too good of shape. Don't even know how, too good of shape.
Lois: You didn't go to your physical, did you?
Peter: Er, I did not.

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley