"Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song)"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 20, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot and Principal Shepherd is fired.

"Holly Bibble"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 19, cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

"Better Off Meg"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 18, when Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.

"Coma Guy"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 17, thanks to a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

"Start Me Up"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 16, when Peter’s non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company his boss tells him to go work from home.

"Baby Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 15, Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that has an adverse effect and transforms him into an actual, normal baby.

"The Movement"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 14, when Peter coaches a minor league baseball team, a bout of constipation turns him into the face of racial justice.

"Rich Old Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 13, Stewie's future life couldn't be better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted.

"Undergrounded"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 12, Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him so he plans his escape.

"Short Cuts"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter tries to embarrass her and Brian accidentally becomes a local hero.

Family Guy Quotes

Oh, Lois just texted. Burgers or meatballs for dinner? I'll text back for you. Same things, bitch, just different shapes.

Stewie [to Peter]

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)