"The First No L"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 9, when the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out and the Griffins must save Christmas on their own.

"Pawtucket Pat"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 8, Brian’s new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog’s hero, took part in racist actions.

"Wild Wild West"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 7, Lois and Peter are divided on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be as Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West’s cousin.

"Meg's Wedding"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 6, Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident, while Peter finds a new vest on his fittings for his new attire.

"La Famiglia Guy"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 5, when Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter's mistaken interpretation has him becoming a real gangster.


On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 4, Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

"Boys & Squirrels"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 3, Peter injures a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, and Chris and Stewie take in the rodents to nurse back to health.

"The Talented Mr. Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris, and decides to take action.

"Stewie's First Word"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 1, Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear, and Lois tries to figure out where Stewie could have learned it.

"Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song)"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 20, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot and Principal Shepherd is fired.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.