Sperm Donor Past - Family Guy

Sperm Donor Past - Family Guy

Peter's past as a sperm donor shows up on his doorstep on Family Guy.
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Twin Babies - Family Guy

Twin Babies - Family Guy

Chris volunteers to take care of his girlfriend's twin babies when she is deported on Family Guy.
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High School Bullies - Family Guy

High School Bullies - Family Guy

Meg uses Peter in his new position as temporary high school Principal to help combat the school bullies on Family Guy.
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Running Away - Family Guy

Running Away - Family Guy

Stewie attempts to run away while Meg is babysitting and Peter and Lois attend a Red Sox fantasy baseball event on Family Guy.
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Fattening Food - Family Guy

Fattening Food - Family Guy

Peter indulges in too much fattening food when he runs a food truck on Family Guy.
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Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Peter helps Joe solve a crime and is then upset when he doesn't get any credit on Family Guy.
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The Dating App - Family Guy

The Dating App - Family Guy

Quagmire discovers a dating app and must be saved from himself on Family Guy.
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The Service Dog - Family Guy

The Service Dog - Family Guy

Brain isn't happy when he finds himself being forced into the role of Carter's seeing eye dog on Family Guy.
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Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois' allergies force Stewie and Brian to share a bedroom but they do not coexist well on Family Guy.
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Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots - Family Guy

Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots - Family Guy

Things get out of hand when the guys start partying with their new neighbor, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots on Family Guy.
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Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

On a flight to San Francisco, the guys begin to worry about Quagmire's skills as a pilot on Family Guy.
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The Power of Santa - Family Guy

The Power of Santa - Family Guy

Peter goes a little crazy with the power of playing Santa on Family Guy, "How the Griffin Stole Christmas."
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie