The First Family - Family Guy

The First Family - Family Guy

When Brian learns he has a microchip, he decides to search for his original family on Family Guy, "Who's Brian Now?"
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Feeling Underappreciated - Family Guy

Feeling Underappreciated - Family Guy

Lois feels underappreciated by her family on Family Guy. "Customer Of The Week" is the 14th episode of the show's 19th season.
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Stewie Gets Married - Family Guy

Stewie Gets Married - Family Guy

Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life on "The Marrying Kind" episode of Family Guy.
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Not According To Plan - Family Guy

Not According To Plan - Family Guy

When Stewie designs a “Terminator” Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, things don’t go according to plan on Family Guy.
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Anti-Aging - Family Guy

Anti-Aging - Family Guy

Stewie tries to combat looking older with plastic surgery and takes it too far on "And Then There’s Fraud" of Family Guy.
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A Bonding Moment - Family Guy

A Bonding Moment - Family Guy

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend on The Simpsons. "Boy’s Best Friend" is the tenth episode of the show's 19th season.
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Walking Out - Family Guy

Walking Out - Family Guy

When the family refuses to help, Lois walks out on Christmas leaving them to save their own holiday on Family Guy.
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A Racist Hero - Family Guy

A Racist Hero - Family Guy

The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue of their hero, "Pawtucket Pat," who turned out to be racist on Family Guy.
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The Mayoral Election - Family Guy

The Mayoral Election - Family Guy

The Mayoral election gets contentious when Peter and Lois hold different views on Family Guy, "Wild Wild West."
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Meg's Wedding - Family Guy

Meg's Wedding - Family Guy

It's Meg's wedding day on Family Guy. "Meg's Wedding" is the fifth episode of the 19th season.
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Becoming a Gangster - Family Guy

Becoming a Gangster - Family Guy

Peter thinks being a godfather means becoming a gangster on Family Guy. "La Famiglia Guy" is the 19th episode of the show's fifth season.
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A Cutaway Gag - Family Guy

A Cutaway Gag - Family Guy

Peter and Lois' cutaway gag goes horribly wrong on Family Guy. "CutawayLand" is the fourth episode of the show's 19th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)