The Shrinking Machine

The Shrinking Machine

When Brian teases Stewie about being small, he creates a shrinking machine and shrinks them both on Family Guy.
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Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy

Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy

Stewie finally makes a friend his own age on Family Guy but is later devastated to discover he isn't invited to his birthday party.
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Letting Himself Go - Family Guy

Letting Himself Go - Family Guy

Brian lets himself go when he marriage doesn't turn out the way he had planned on The Simpsons. "Dead Dog Walking" is the second episode of the show's 17th season.
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Brian Fall in Love - Family Guy

Brian Fall in Love - Family Guy

Brian falls in love with a woman who has cancer on Family Guy. "Married With Cancer" is the first episode of the show's 17th season.
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Peter's In a Coma - Family Guy

Peter's In a Coma - Family Guy

Peter falls into a coma and starts asking God questions Famiy Guy's "Are You There God? It's Me, Peter."
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The Golden Penis - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

The Golden Penis - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Quagmire receives the greatest gift of all from his father -- his penis.
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The Boat - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

The Boat - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Peter tries to get the boat into the lake but it's providing a huge problem.
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Ventriloquist Quagmire - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Ventriloquist Quagmire - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Quagmire tries to find a new hobby since he no longer has his penis.
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Six Seconds - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18

Six Seconds - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18

Peter and the boys come up with a Six Second Talk Show that becomes an internet hit and causes Peter to end up in some deep doo doo.
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Selfies with Hammer - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18

Selfies with Hammer - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18

Hammer does a group selfie on his first day as Social Media Manager.
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Living Without It - Family Guy

Living Without It - Family Guy

Quagmire's most treasured body part is cut off and he must figure out how to go one with it on Family Guy.
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The Millennial Lifestyle - Family Guy

The Millennial Lifestyle - Family Guy

Peter attempts to take on the millennial lifestyle to promote the brewery to millennials on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)