Quotables for Week Ending January 14, 2016

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Find out what made out most quotable moments in television for the week of January 14, 2016!

The Pretty Little Liars are back, but that doesn't mean we chose a quote from Hanna! Spencer gets the honors this week.

Fiona's talking about stabbing someone in the neck with a beer bottle, but she's not the one in prison on Shameless.

And there's a cute little nod to Colonel Sanders from the American Horror Story finale you just have to read!

 

1. Pretty Little Liars

Reunited pretty little liars s6e12

Toby: How's Washington?
Spencer: I curse a lot, but it's very therapeutic.

Toby: How's Washington? Spencer: I curse a lot, but it's very therapeutic.

2. New Girl

Running the bar new girl

Should somebody ask you for a second napkin you just say, are you sure? Nine times out of ten they'll just back off and say thanks.

Schmidt
Should somebody ask you for a second napkin you just say, are you sure? Nine times out of ten they'll just back off and say thanks.

3. Shades of Blue

The lie detector shades of blue

Give me a chance to survive your incompetence!

Harlee
Give me a chance to survive your incompetence!

4. The Big Bang Theory

Going sheldon less the big bang theory

I hope laughter is the best medicine because this care package is a joke.

Sheldon
I hope laughter is the best medicine because this care package is a joke.

5. Reign

For the good of scotland reign

Mary: What are you doing?
Catherine: Well, if your plan doesn't work I want to shove this rag down his throat.

Mary: What are you doing? Catherine: Well, if your plan doesn't work I want to shove this rag down his throat.

6. Hawaii Five-0

Couples therapy hawaii five 0

Kamekona: Flipper's still around.
Levi: Does he still look like a dolphin?
Kamekona: Brother's only working for me because Sea World isn't hiring.

Kamekona: Flipper's still around. Levi: Does he still look like a dolphin? Kamekona: Brother's only working for me because Sea World...

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Veronica: What’s your problem, Cheryl?
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Betty: Cheryl, Riverdale hasn’t held a parade out of respect for what happened to your brother in like years. It’s time.
Jughead: I mean, you don’t have to come.
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Amanda: You don't know how you made it to the surface?
Nolan: No, but the purple skins do.
Amanda: Purple skins?
Nolan: I'll tell you on the way