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Family Guy Review: Roof Baby

Family Guy Review: Roof Baby

This week on Family Guy, Cleveland finally returned to Quahog. But was picking up where he left off harder than he expected? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Review: Night Moves

Family Guy Review: Night Moves

This week on Family Guy, Meg and Peter finally bonded - perhaps a little too hard. Is there such a thing as too much parental love? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Review: Garofaruffalo

Family Guy Review: Garofaruffalo

This week on Family Guy, Peter became more intelligent in order to impress Lois. But was becoming more intelligent actually a dumb idea? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Review: Whip It Good

Family Guy Review: Whip It Good

This week on Family Guy, Stewie caught herpes from Brian and Peter lost his favorite bar booth. Chaos! Were the Griffin men able to restore order to their lives? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You dick, that's awesome."