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NCIS Season Finale Review: Clean(ish) Slate

NCIS Season Finale Review: Clean(ish) Slate

The NCIS team - and Gibbs in particular - comes under intense scrutiny by the Inspector General's office which could spell the end of the team. How does it turn out? Read our review for more details.
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NCIS Review: The Evil McGee

NCIS Review: The Evil McGee

The NCIS team investigates the claim of a Petty Officer who claims to be under surveillance. Who is he really after and how does it turn out? Read our review for more details.
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NCIS Review: Fortune Favors the Bold

NCIS Review: Fortune Favors the Bold

On this week's of NCIS, Ziva rebels against Homeland Security by hunting Bodnar for revenge. How does it turn out? Read our review for more details.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.