Emily: I don't know if I should punch you or I should hug you.
Fornell: Can we start with the hug?

Bishop: You think {Gibbs] is OK.
Torres: I think he did what he had to do.

Torres: Who taught you so much about electronic surveillance?
Fornell: Youtube.

Torres [to Gibbs]: You did all this by yourself. When?
Bishop: Probably when he was sturgeon fishing.

Gibbs: Fornell's alive.
Vance: You saw him?
Gibbs: No. He kneed me in the groin.

Fornell: You trying to kill me?
Gibbs: If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.

I don't think there's anything wrong with us. We just let life get in the way a little bit.

McGee [to Delilah]

Torres: What do you think, Gibbs.
Gibbs: I think someone ought to do something.

He was planning an escape of his own.


You do know you're in The Bahamas, right?

Clarence [to McGee]

Torres: What do I have to do to get a vacation in The Bahamas?
Jack: Have twins?

Chad: Who lives here?
Margot: My guess? Jeremiah Johnson?

NCIS Quotes

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.

Well tie me up and call me Loretta.