The world isn’t all zeros and ones. You can’t reduce love to a binary code.Qasim
Bishop: I’m not afraid of Gibbs.
Reeves: Well, actually, *I’m* afraid of him.
Reeves: I found Chen’s courier.
Bishop: So... you... jumped in your Winnebago to come tell me?
Reeves: No! I jumped in *his*.
Just makin’ sure you were paying attention…Gibbs [on pickpocketing Torres]
See, you have *fought* terror. Who better to create it?Earl Goddard
Abby: Is this an order?
Vance: Yes! Go be a bad guy!
What the hell! Your *fake* bomb just made a *real* explosion!Cop
Abby: This is my nightmare! The only thing missing is Vance riding in on demon wings to fire me!
Torres: Well, that makes sense.
Abby: I usually wake up when his mustache turns into a snake.
Torres: Are these suits really necessary?
Ducky: Unless you want to risk instantaneous death due to sarin.
Torres: These suits are awesome.
Well, you say ‘tomato,’ I say ‘terrorist.’Torres
Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!
DiNozzo Senior [in the bath with Judith]: Gibbs! Forgive me for not getting up…
Judith McKnight: Oh, trust me, he’s *already* up.