You prove it. That's your job.

Joe [to Gibbs]

You've seen war. How many people have you told about the worst of it?

Joe [to Gibbs]

The medal stays where it is so I have leverage.

Joe [to McGee]

The admiral needs to read a book on Fung Shui.


I'm not going to say a damn thing until I get a root beer.


Bishop: We got a dead body?
Gibbs: I don't know what we got.

I'd say we were throwing out some good old-fashioned blarney.


Jimmy: Now what?
Max: Now you cut him open.

Man, that is commitment.


Stock: It's too early to be calling them hostages yet.
Gibbs: I don't care what you call them. I just want to get them out alive.

The only thing that's getting buried here is you two if you don't shut up.

Max [to Kasie and Jimmy]

Work fast. I hear Torres has a parade to get to.


NCIS Quotes

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.

Keates: Spider?
Tony: Keates?
Gibbs: You know her?
Tony: Um, well a sort of...yeah. She's Philly PD.
Keates: She was. She's ATF now. Special Agent Zoe Keates. You want to get that gun out of my face and come over here and give me a hug?