So this is what it’ll be like when Abby gets a wax figure at Madame Tussauds!

Bishop

You and I know that life is a near-death experience.

Ducky

You did the wrong thing for the right reasons. Never do that again.

Gibbs

I can’t help unless you help yourself. Time to tear off that band-aid.

Gibbs

Ex-girlfriend: I put a GPS tracker on his car. I thought he was cheating on me!
Gibbs: Hey, nobody’s judging you.
Bishop: I am. Well done!

Mitch Monroe: By the time I was locked up, I didn’t have many friends left. Most of them got killed.
Gibbs: Yeah, by you!

Ducky: What have you found, Dr. Palmer?
Jimmy: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Ducky: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.

Bishop: Painting is fun!
Torres: Unless someone is posing nude, I am *not* interested.

It’s like a window that keeps closing a little, and a little bit more everyday.

Marie [on losing her memories]

McGee: Mr. Hackett? The password, please?
Hackett: And if I refuse?
Gibbs: A shower! A cold one!

Torres: Twelve-hour ribs? Wow!
Marie: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Quinn: Oh, oh, no, he’s very busy.
Torres: I am?
Quinn [awkwardly]: You signed up for the stakeout… mission…
Torres: Oh… yeah… there’s this mission, it’s a stakeout. It’s like a stakeout mission… that I signed up for…

Well, it’s certainly very *orange*.

Marie [about the NCIS office]

NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

Ducky: Forgive me, Mr. Palmer, but I can’t resist the urge to give you one of my all-time favorite pieces of advice: “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”