It all depends whether you believe this was a con or a love story.


I'm telling you we still have a lot of questions to answer.

Bishop [to Marie]

McGee: You know what this means?
Torres: Annie's father was a dick.

Escape. Doctor's orders.

Torres [to Bishop]

Art's way out way have been the cleaner exit.


Clearly [Arturo] kept all of this for a reason.


So warm.

Palmer [to Gibbs]
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Oh, Gibbs! Thank God! I was running out of accounting tricks.

Phil [to Gibbs]

Gibbs: It's Phil. He wants some more relationship advice.
Jack: From you?

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Maybe I should be like you, be a lone wolf. Go the way of the Gibbs.

Phil [to Gibbs]

McGee: We all thought Stacy was a serial killer.
Torres: Worst Valentine's Day ever.

I don't care what they say. {Gibbs] isn't that handsome.

Stacy [to Phil]

NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.