Suck my glitter!

Bishop

If that's my mom, tell her I want to stay longer.

Phineas [to Gibbs]

I've never seen so many dead teddy bears in all my life. Does his mother know about this?

McGee [to Gibbs]

Phineas: I slept over last night.
Torres: Why? You being punished?

You're present and engaged. That's all Phineas really needs.

Jack [to Gibbs]

You're in video-game purgatory.

Bishop [to McGee]

Why is she so scared? Is my dad going to take me away?

Phineas [to Gibbs]

Bishop: He made more money playing games online than he did in the Navy.
Gibbs: What? How does that work?
Torres: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.

Torres: This petty officer is about to get a visit from the cool kids, plus McGee. No offense.
McGee: None taken.

If you're not early, you're late.

Gibbs [to Phineas]

Here I am talking about being maternal and I'm leaving my son with a strange man who lives across the street.

Sarah [to Gibbs]

Sure. Insane Clown Posse. Ceremonial Naval band. I totally see the similarity.

Bishop [to Hoffer]

NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

If you're not early, you're late.

Gibbs [to Phineas]