You're why others are alive. No phone call killed your friend.


Suspect [McGee is playing Bad Cop]: Get him off me!
Torres: I would, but he's scaring *me*!

I don't kick down doors. Are you saying I'm not a crime fighter?


McGee: Office equipment is your friend.
Torres: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!

Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!

McGee [on his wedding]

Gibbs: That's a long swim for an innocent man!
Wayne: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...

He's off his meds.

Quinn [regarding Gibbs's intensity]

Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?


Nobody goes to the trash room for high tea.


Bishop: It's actually freezing.
McGee: Says the 90-pound thermostat!

My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!


Is it *possible* to be former CIA?


NCIS Quotes

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

[voiceover] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential, who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed but, it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.