NCIS Reviews

NCIS Season 14 Episode 23 Review: Something Blue

NCIS Review: Breathe, Tim

The by-the-numbers Case of the Week took a back seat to the personal drama in NCIS Season 14 Episode 23, with a twist all but shouted from on high.
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NCIS Season 14 Episode 19 Review: The Wall

NCIS Review: Tears and Jeers

While the Case of the Week was somewhat nonsensical, NCIS Season 14 Episode 19 made up for it with a genuinly emotional secondary storyline.
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NCIS Season 14 Episode 17 Review: What Lies Above

NCIS Review: What Lies Above

Ever have nightmares about finding a dead body under the floorboards of your bedroom? While NCIS Season 14 Episode 17 wasn't steller, it was still enjoyable.
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NCIS Season 14 Episode 16 Review: A Many Splendored Thing

NCIS Review: A Many Splendored Thing

Quite the love-it-or-hate-it affair, NCIS Season 14 Episode 16 really depended on how much you like Ellie Bishop as a character. Better hope you did...
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NCIS Season 14 Episode 15 Review: Pandora's Box, Part I

NCIS Review: Pandora's Box, Part I

When an overly-complicated plot is connected to The Bigger Picture plot by coincidence the team digs in on NCIS Season 14 Episode 15. Read on!
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NCIS Season 14 Episode 14 Review: Nonstop

NCIS Review: Nonstop

NCIS fans who love Robert Wagner, rejoice! DiNozzo Senior returns in NCIS Season 14 Episode 14 to help the team out and drive Gibbs nuts all over again!
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NCIS Season 14 Episode 13 Review: Keep Going

NCIS Review: Keep Going

NCIS takes a bit of a breather with a midseason clip show. If you are a Jimmy Palmer fan, then NCIS Season 14 Episode 13 is the episode for you.
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NCIS Season 14 Episode 12 Review: Off the Grid

NCIS Review: Off the Grid

A strong set-up and intriguing premise were unfortunately squandered with a rushed conclusion in NCIS Season 14 Episode 12. Read on for our review!
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.