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Jules if we had to elect a group leader it would be you. You bring us all together.

Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.

Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!

Bye Grayson. Pageant wave.

Stop trying to make this into an 80s movie montage.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

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