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Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.

When she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.

That's true. I earned my spot, and you slutted your way in.

Bobby's a very nurturing bitch.

I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.

Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?

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Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.

Talking like a douche is not helping your case.

Call your not stupid wife.

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