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Cougar-town

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

(to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.

And the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

Jules, he's an evil genius. He's Keyser Soze.

Look at my rings my rings my rings.

Please, you don't know what it's like to be married to a super sensitive guy. I call them senszies.

Ellie: So Jules, what are we doing?
Jules: Besides cake and wine, I got nothing.

Jules: Ellie Torres, I'm fixing to get mad at you.
Ellie: Really, are you fixing?
Jules: Damn it.

(to Laurie about the pumpkin) Wow, it's like you on a Saturday night.

Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.

Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!

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