I put J in charge because he's a smart kid who doesn't know a damn thing about real estate.

Smurf

Smurf: How long are you going to keep punishing me, Deran?
Deran: I think until you stop dragging me in all your buillshit.

Next time Smurfs gives me a call remind me to a take a sledge to the phone.

Deran

I don't have friends.

Smurf

I just want us to be a family again.

Smurf

What are you gonna do? You gonna kill her?

Deran

The only person that was nice to me was my sister. Your dad was the second. And then your mom. I promised them I would take care of you, and I meant it.

Pope

Deran: I think you need to do something to keep yourself busy in between jobs.
Pope: Why?
Deran: Because, man, you get weird when you don't have anything to do.

Baz always claimed he was looking out for you. I never bought it. I think he wanted you weak. Made him feel strong. You boys were very competitive.

Smurf

Word is bond, son, word is bond.

Smurf

Smurf has you thinking small.

Frankie

Amy: All right! You wanna fry a witch! I'll give you a witch! Goddess Hecate, work thy will...
Buffy: Uh-oh.
Amy Madison: Before thee let the unclean thing crawl!
[Amy transforms into a rat]