Cougar Town

Cougar Town

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Ellie Torres Quotes (Page 9)

Season 2, Episode 18: "Lonesome Sundown"
Jules: I fought a bum for wine and lost.
Ellie: Didn't you mom teach you bums always win wine fights?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: It's time to suck up!
Ellie: That's for boys.
Jules: It's time to uterus up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "You're Gonna Get It"
Ellie: Hey bartender how could you miss a question about bartending?
Grayson: I don't know. You missed the one about blood draining parasites.
Ellie: It's not the same.
Grayson: It is the same.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ellie: It chews gum while it eats buffalo wings. How did it beat us?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ellie: Way to self-compliment.
Jules: I thought I snuck it in there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ellie: Good God. An army of jellybeans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
Ellie: Whatcha got goin' on there Dime Eyes?
Grayson: A big bowl of "we can do this."
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: I'm eating a big bite of "I was right steak." Mmmm...but it needs something. Maybe a nice glass of 1985 SUCK IT. Ah..so smooth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: If there is a ridiculous Cuban hiding over there, you can tell him that it's fine if he wants to go dancing with Trampface tonight.
 • Rating: Unrated

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