Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Homer

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 8: "New Kid on the Block"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

Homer: Zoo Keeper! Zoo Keeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!
Zoo Keeper: (whispering) There're having sex.

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!

Lionel Hutz