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Homer: I am as healthy as a horse.
Marge: Horses only live thirty years.

Homer: Whoo hoo! I've got a date with my daughter!
Cletus: Yeah, we've all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.

The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.

Emojis! Now she's gone to far.

Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.

That's the great thing about art, everyone can have their opinion about why it sucks.

Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?

My lifestyle is my retirement plan.

Homer: Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
Marge: I don't have any diamonds.
Homer: Quit pressuring me!

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