The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. Put on t...

The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.

Jay

Rating: 2.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Show Comments
Character:
Jay Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 24: "Family Portrait"
Show:
Modern Family
Related Quotes:
Jay Pritchett Quotes, Modern Family Season 1 Episode 24 Quotes, Modern Family Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Modern Family Season 1 Episode 24 Quotes

The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living!

Gloria

Ordinarily I'm a rule follower, but when someone tells me I can't bring my own snacks into their stadium? That's when I get a little... nuts. It's a free country right? Let's just say it Ruffles me when some Goobers tell me I have to spend my half my PayDay on their hot dogs.

Phil

Modern Family Season 1 Episode 24 Photos

  1. Quotes
  2. The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. Put on t...