Modern Family Quotes
What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!Joe
You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.Alex
Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?
The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!Gloria
Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?Manny
I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.Professor Arvin
Drive til you hear a party.Luke
You're a bad valentine!Joe
The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?Cam
All's I know is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth and not you.Hayley
Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.
Mitchell: What're you doing?
Pam: I'm making one of your fruit smoothies.
Mitchell: Uh Pam...
Pam: Fine, I'm making one of your homosexual smoothies.