The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes

Season 5 Episode 24: "The Countdown Reflection"

Sheldon: Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: I love that man.
Raj: Me too.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Howard's mother: Speak up!
Howard: From now on she's the only woman who can yell at me!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette's father: Here ya go.
Bernadette: Here ya go? What am I? A football?
Bernadette's father: Like that guy could catch a football.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Howard: There's fuel leaking and we're still gonna go?
Cosmonaut: Don't lose your Fruit Loops, Fruit Loops.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'll do it provided I can perform the service in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Amy: Oh my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress will be on Google Earth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: He asked her during coitus.
Howard: Did he get down on one knee or were you already there?
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. It will be fun.
Sheldon: That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. You were 114 minutes of wrong.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Howard: No! When I eat Fruit Loops the other astronauts make fun of me.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Cosmonaut: Actually, Fruit Loops just got married ... to a girl.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Howard: Quick question. I missed it in the briefing. How much urine do these suits hold?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Amy: The uterus quivers, does it not?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 23: "The Launch Acceleration"

Leonard: What are you doing?
Amy: We're playing doctor. Star Trek style.
Sheldon: I'm in hell, Leonard. Don't stop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette's father: You go up to that space station and you make me proud.
Howard: Um, okay.
Bernadette's father: You got a problem with that?
Howard: All right, look, I'm going to level with you. I'm terrified about going into space. What if I don't make it back?
Bernadette's father: It's gonna be okay, son.
Howard: You really think so?
Bernadette's father: Of course. A pretty girl like Bernadette ... she'll find a new guy.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sheldon: Can I ask you a question about women?
Leonard: I got you that book last year, wasn't everything in there?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I'm sorry! I did, I crossed a line I didn't mean to.
Penny: Who says something like that right in the middle of sex?
Leonard: I don't know, it just came out! People say weird things during sex all the time.
Penny: Okay, well they sure as hell don't say that.
Leonard: It was heat of the moment.
Penny: No, the heat of the moment is "Oh yeah, just like that." Not "will you marry me?"
Leonard: I'm sorry, just-just give me another chance.
Penny: Why, so you can crawl under the covers and go, "Hey, baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools?"
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Sheldon: I love strawberry Quik. It's my favorite pink fluid narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leonard: And, I promise after waiting four months fast is what you are gonna get.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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