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I love strawberry Quik. It's my favorite pink fluid narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol.

Sheldon

And, I promise after waiting four months fast is what you are gonna get.

Leonard

I look like the Flash about to be married.

Sheldon

A little. But not more than your urethras will be after whatever's in those pants swims up them.

Sheldon

Howard: Let me explain the difference between you and me. You watch 'Star Trek'; I live it.
Raj: Oh, please, I don't remember the episode of 'Star Trek' where the guy never goes to space and brags about it in a tuxedo store.
Howard: Make all the jokes you want. There is only one of us here brave enough to almost do what I almost did.

Yes! Thank you! Oh! Oh ... I'm not gonna die in space! I'm gonna die the way God intended in my late 50s with a heart full of pastrami.

Howard

Howard: Tell her I'm really sorry. And if she doesn't want to marry me, I get it. But what I really want her to know is the guy that she is really disgusted by is the guy that I'm disgusted by, too. But, that guy doesn't exist anymore; he's gone. And the reason is because of her. So, if this relationship is over, let her know that she made me a better man, and tell her thank you.
Penny: Oh my god, Howard! That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. And it came out of you.

Seriously, you don't even have to stop the car. Anything under ten miles an hour and I can combat roll into the street.

Raj

You lied to me. You said you told me about all the girls you've been with, but you never mentioned your cousin, the prostitute or Raj!

Bernadette
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