The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Does it get any funnier than The Big Bang Theory quotes? There's a reason why this is the highest rated sitcom on television. And that has a lot to do with these Big Bang Theory quotes.
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think "hubba hubba" just like any other guy.Sheldon
Bernadette: I left my phone downstairs!
Howard: Dammit, so did I!
Bernadette: I have my iPad.
Howard: What are you going to do, email 911?!
When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed to the storm cellar.Sheldon
Amy: Okay, well for starters, there's nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.
Penny: Sheldon, what do you say to that?
Sheldon: I think we should see other people.
Oh, don't worry. Once you see my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.Leonard
No matter where I am, this will always be my spot.Sheldon
Amy: Sheldon I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the scientist in you. Given the five week end date, isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment and collect data on our compatibility?
Sheldon: Don't try to lure me in with sexy talk.
We live with Sheldon, so the word inconvenience has really lost all meaning.Leonard
You can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.Leonard
Sheldon: I can't figure out the math. I've been wracking my brain for days. I've got nothing.
Sheldon: I can't do it. I'm not as smart as I think I am. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
Now Sheldon's popular? What is happening?!Penny
I am cool. This is YooHoo. Chocolate milk's delicious, watery cousin.Sheldon