The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Does it get any funnier than The Big Bang Theory quotes? There's a reason why this is the highest rated sitcom on television. And that has a lot to do with these Big Bang Theory quotes.
He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.Sheldon
Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.Raj
Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.
Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.
It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.Sheldon
If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?Sheldon
While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.Bernadette
Honestly, I just want you to be quiet, but I'm all out of taffy.Amy
Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.Sheldon
Everything is stupid, and I want to go home.Sheldon
Sheldon: Would you care for a brandy?
Amy: No, thank you.
Sheldon: Good choice. It's disgusting.
Sheldon: And you realize what the next step is.
Amy: Set up a second culture and try to replicate our results.
Sheldon: Uh, no. We lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby.