The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Season 6 Episode 24: "The Bon Voyage Reaction"

Raj: I haven't had a drink since last night.
Penny: You're talking to me.
Raj: I am. And, now I'm crying for a whole different reason.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: What is wrong with me? Why can't I ever have love? I'm unlovable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: I love you.
Leonard: I love you, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: It did not kill me when you went to space. Monkeys went to space.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: And, space beats water.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: If you wear something brown and sit on the couch, they won't even know you're there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Oh gosh, Sheldon, the genius, is jealous of Leonard.
Sheldon: I'm not jealous. I'm just very unhappy that good things are happening for him and not happening for me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist. I think I'm a little more qualified to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Okay, I have a request to make.
Amy: And now he can talk. I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck is going on in there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: You know, one of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long was getting married before he left.
Penny: Bernadette, sweetie, shut up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Leonard, you're being selfish. We need to give you a proper send-off so we'll have closure when you die at sea and crabs eat your face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Oh, I don't know. Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish?
Leonard: Well, flush Sheldon down the toilet and get me a new one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Oh, sweetie, if you're gonna screw things up, it's gonna be while you're here, not while you're away.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: On a ship? Aren't they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard?
Leonard: Uh, he's not gonna be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory.
Penny: Oh sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Things between you and Penny have never been better. I hope 4 months apart doesn't change anything.
Leonard stops car.
Sheldon: I should have opened with that, huh?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Who do you think would win in a fight -- you or a shark?
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: I know what you are doing. You don't want me going on this research trip because you're afraid to be alone.
Sheldon: I'm not afraid to be alone. On the sea, it would be terrifying. Because of all the drowning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 23: "The Love Spell Potential"

Amy: Go away Sheldon is nibbling on my ... 14. Yes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I have not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow. Talk dirty to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: They think our relationship is a joke. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
 • Rating: Unrated

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