The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Does it get any funnier than The Big Bang Theory quotes? There's a reason why this is the highest rated sitcom on television. And that has a lot to do with these Big Bang Theory quotes.
Bernadette: Well why did you put your finger near it's mouth?
Howard: Poor judgement, obviously.
Penny: Now is that a smart thing to say on a holiday that's basically national sex night?
Leonard: I'm sorry. You're pretty. I'm stupid.
Penny: That's crazy. We have reservations.
Leonard: I know.
Penny: So what did you say?
Leonard: Thanks, sorry to bother you. But I said it like a badass.
You know, once I ordered an Uber by accident. I just got in it and went somewhere.Sheldon
I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets!Sheldon
Meemaw: No wine for me. Sheldon's bringing me my whiskey.
Sheldon: There you go, Meemaw. I made it just how you like it. A lot, in a glass.
There's Amy! I just know you're going to hit it off. You both have the same fashion sense.Sheldon
Oh, now you call her Constance. I call her Meemaw. You have your own Meemaw. It's not my fault she died when you were four.Sheldon
Penny: You know, the last time I got a handwritten letter was from someone who told me I parked like a blind person.
Leonard: That someone has a name.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Sheldon: Sounds like it's time for the Sheldon Cooper apology tour!
Leonard: Oh, I hope it's as much fun as the Sheldon Cooper spell checks local menus tour.
Good, now try it as if this wasn't your first day as a person.Amy
Why don't you tell me what happened, and in a gentle and loving way, I'll explain to you why you're wrong.Amy