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When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think "hubba hubba" just like any other guy.


Bernadette: I left my phone downstairs!
Howard: Dammit, so did I!
Bernadette: I have my iPad.
Howard: What are you going to do, email 911?!

When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed to the storm cellar.


Amy: Okay, well for starters, there's nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.
Penny: Sheldon, what do you say to that?
Sheldon: I think we should see other people.

Oh, don't worry. Once you see my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.


No matter where I am, this will always be my spot.


Amy: Sheldon I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the scientist in you. Given the five week end date, isn't it the perfect opportunity to consider this an experiment and collect data on our compatibility?
Sheldon: Don't try to lure me in with sexy talk.

We live with Sheldon, so the word inconvenience has really lost all meaning.


You can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.


Sheldon: I can't figure out the math. I've been wracking my brain for days. I've got nothing.
Leonard: Seriously?
Sheldon: I can't do it. I'm not as smart as I think I am. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.

Now Sheldon's popular? What is happening?!


I am cool. This is YooHoo. Chocolate milk's delicious, watery cousin.

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TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. That's one of the reasons I love her.