The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Does it get any funnier than The Big Bang Theory quotes? There's a reason why this is the highest rated sitcom on television. And that has a lot to do with these Big Bang Theory quotes.
I'm still human, Penny. Not getting invited to my own son's wedding is difficult to ignore.Beverly
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but sticks on chairs are comfy.Raj
You know the golden rule of line etiquette. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.Sheldon
Atom of Hydrogen, Adam of Maroon 5. Mic drop.Leonard
That offer is only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.Sheldon
Sheldon. Oh come on. Roller coasters, caffeine, runny eggs. I've been avoiding these things all my life, and now because you're pregnant, you have to.
Wine again? No, thank you. I like my grapes the old fashioned way. In a juice box.Sheldon
Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.Leonard
If it's a boy, I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch. Which means I'm going to have to Google how to play catch.Howard
Sheldon: Are you up to date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Sheldon: We're only watching Game of Thrones. A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard: Your attendance implies it's not.