Was he killed by a younger, stronger, barber!?

Andy

Oh yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and almost destroyed an entire town!

April

You're what keeps me going. You're my "VerizonChipotleExon."

Andy

I once found a rock that look like Santa Claus -- hat and everything.

Andy

I don't understand what's the problem Officer, just train the ocean!

Andy

My wife, "April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer!"

Andy

"Phenomenon" means to "search a cave."

Andy

Andy: Hey, kids! This seems like a "hug moment!"
Ron: You are mistaken! Remove the graphic!

I don't know what happened! I took it out to play hide and seek, I couldn't find it, and -- oh wait I know what happened.

Andy

In a couple weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C. It's the capitol of the entire world.

Andy

Elise: Congratulations Ben, we'd like to name you woman of the year.
Leslie: Son of a bitch!

Because this tree is strong and quite, and always there when you need it. Or whatever.

Ron

Parks & Rec Quotes

Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April