Parks and Recreation Quotes
I made a list of the things you love. Playing with our dog, staring contests, having sex with me - and so on. Then I lost the list.Andy
You have to tell me because you legally bound yourself to me inmarriage!Leslie
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Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!
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It's f*cking milk.Ron
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Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?Andy
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Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
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Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.
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Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.
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I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.Ron
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
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Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.April
This is why they call it Beantown, huh?Andy
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And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.Ben
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April