Parks and Recreation Quotes
We’re all just calm and happy people together enjoying ourselves on earth.Leslie
Ben! We knocked it out of the park first time around. If we play this right, we could raise one third of the Supreme Court!Leslie
Slowing down is not really my jam.Leslie
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Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.Ron
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Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.Ron
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?April
Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the whole point of marriage! You get twice the secrets!April
Tom: You’re like a crazy volcano. You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Craig: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!
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I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.April