Parks and Recreation Quotes
Oh, people grieve in different ways.Leslie
Was he killed by a younger, stronger, barber!?Andy
Oh yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and almost destroyed an entire town!April
You're what keeps me going. You're my "VerizonChipotleExon."Andy
I once found a rock that look like Santa Claus -- hat and everything.Andy
I don't understand what's the problem Officer, just train the ocean!Andy
My wife, "April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer!"Andy
"Phenomenon" means to "search a cave."Andy
Andy: Hey, kids! This seems like a "hug moment!"
Ron: You are mistaken! Remove the graphic!
I don't know what happened! I took it out to play hide and seek, I couldn't find it, and -- oh wait I know what happened.Andy
In a couple weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C. It's the capitol of the entire world.Andy
Elise: Congratulations Ben, we'd like to name you woman of the year.
Leslie: Son of a bitch!