Jean-Ralphio, although I truly hope that I never see you again, I do wish you a long and happy life.

Leslie

Ben: I have so many presents, it's weird!
Andy: Yes!! Oh, for the baby? Put 'em over there.

April: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!
Andy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!

Babe, I want to put a babe in you babe.

Andy

Andy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!
April: He called it.
Leslie: Yeah I know.

All that coffee and legal marijuana has people wanting to buy houses quickly, and irrationally.

Donna

Haha, "Euro-trash," I like that. That is indeed a garbage continent.

Ron

Leslie: Why are you like this?
Jean-Ralphio: Pills, baby!

I'm gonna turn the "mayoral office" into "my oral office."

The Douche

Lucy, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to marry me.

Tom

His barber, butcher, and lover. I have lost one of them today.

Ron

Oh, people grieve in different ways.

Leslie

Parks & Rec Quotes

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.