Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation

This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything! What a cool life!

Tom

Donna: Your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person.
Ron: You take that back!

I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.

Donna

Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.

Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?

Ben

Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.

Larry

We’re all just calm and happy people together enjoying ourselves on earth.

Leslie

Ben! We knocked it out of the park first time around. If we play this right, we could raise one third of the Supreme Court!

Leslie

Slowing down is not really my jam.

Leslie

Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.

Ron

Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.

Ron

Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?

April
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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