John McCain: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating.
Leslie: Yes, every day of my life since the 4th grade.

Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.


Tell him it's Count Chocula. Wait, no, sorry it's Andy Dwyer


Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!


To me! I own two restaurants, as well as several other properties. As long as we're celebrating.


Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.

Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!

Ron does this weird thing where he says exactly what he means. Just ignore him.


Michelle we were best friends since high school, except when you stop talking to me because you thought your boyfriend was into me. He was.


You guys are gonna fit in so well in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.


Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!

Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.