Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.


Tell him it's Count Chocula. Wait, no, sorry it's Andy Dwyer


Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!


To me! I own two restaurants, as well as several other properties. As long as we're celebrating.


Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.

Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!

Ron does this weird thing where he says exactly what he means. Just ignore him.


Michelle we were best friends since high school, except when you stop talking to me because you thought your boyfriend was into me. He was.


You guys are gonna fit in so well in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.


Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!

Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.

Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.


Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.