Parks and Recreation Quotes
I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.Tammy
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Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.April
Damn, Donna. Why you gotta bring the Quackson Five into this?Ginuwine
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Well, which one is it? Fruity or earthy? It can’t be both! They’re mutually exclusive!Craig
Michelle Obama: Well, you know how I feel about Chicago.
Leslie: You’re from Chicago so you like it!
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And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.Ben
A soft opening tomorrow? From now on everyone call me Kristin because I’m wigging out!!Craig
Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.Tom
I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.Tom