Yes, I'm ready.


Good idea! Gary had a good idea!


We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.


Now lets go tell everyone so they can join, and sign the coin, and the coin can eventually make its way into the Smithsonian.


Ben: Last time I took it, I was a Tom.
Tom: What?! No, no, no, no!! Take it again! Ugh, I have to go recalibrate the quiz!

Ann: Once again, they are my biological children.
April: And once again, I don't believe you.

I love you, you're one of my best friends, but you have betrayed me and everything you stand for! You've changed.


The Gang: Surprise!
Leslie: Oh wow!
Ben: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Leslie: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
Ben: Wanna bet?
Ann: Hi!
Leslie: Oh Ann's here! Ann's here!

Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.

And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson!


I'll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.


Tom: It's a whole documentary of my failures!
Lucy: That you made!

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.