You're in trouble because of your own stupidity.

Leslie

Yes, I'm ready.

Leslie

Good idea! Gary had a good idea!

Leslie

We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.

Leslie

Now lets go tell everyone so they can join, and sign the coin, and the coin can eventually make its way into the Smithsonian.

Leslie

Ben: Last time I took it, I was a Tom.
Tom: What?! No, no, no, no!! Take it again! Ugh, I have to go recalibrate the quiz!

Ann: Once again, they are my biological children.
April: And once again, I don't believe you.

I love you, you're one of my best friends, but you have betrayed me and everything you stand for! You've changed.

Tom

The Gang: Surprise!
Leslie: Oh wow!
Ben: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Leslie: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
Ben: Wanna bet?
Ann: Hi!
Leslie: Oh Ann's here! Ann's here!

Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.

And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson!

Leslie

I'll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.

Ron

Parks & Rec Quotes

Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I'll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant that nothing got done.

Ron

Donna: OK, so, here's where it gets a little dicey 'cause there's not that many celebrities from Indiana. So, um, a Nascar. Uh, my friend Becky, Ron Swanson...
Leslie: Donna, who's the Jesus?
Donna: That would be Greg Kinnear.
Leslie: Do you think he's the best choice for Jesus? I mean he was great on ER.
Tom: Greg Kinnear wasn't in ER.
Leslie: Yeah he was.
Ann: I don't think that he was.
Leslie: Who am I thinking of?