It's f*cking milk.

Ron

Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?

Andy

Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.

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Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.

Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.

I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.

Ron

Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.

Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.

April

This is why they call it Beantown, huh?

Andy

Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.

Ron

Leslie: Have you ever seen Monster's Inc?
Ron: No.
Leslie: Damn it Ron! Engage in the culture once.

I'm better now! I mean sure I'm depressed, and I'm constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right!

Councilman Jamm