Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Quotes
(About joining the prayer circle) What? You gotta be kidding? No, believe me, you don't want me in this thing. She'll wind up with tuberculosis. I have bad karma.
Larry
Larry: You gotta get a shot and stick it in her ass.
Richard: She's not a racehorse.
Larry: Here, I'll tell you a secret: I might be losing a testicle.
Larry: Scrabble?
Jeff: I'd love to play Scrabble!
Larry: I said it and kind of got in the mood.
Why not just pray for the TV? Why even have someone come in and fix the television?
Larry
Yeah, know what would match her head? A dress made of turnips and blood.
Richard Lewis
Larry's a tip profiler... He fixed a black man's tip.
Wanda
I know they're temporaries, but temporaries aren't supposed to look like Chiclets.
Larry
Burt Bondy: You a friend of Bill W.?...go to AA meetings?
Larry: No...Wish I did. Sounds like a nice place to hang out.
Ted: Have you ever done anything like this?
Larry: Uh, I once invested in a whore house.
Fine, I'll be the fat Tin Man that disappoints children.
Jeff
Cheryl: I thought you didn't like talking to people.
Larry: I don't like talking to people I know. Strangers, I don't have a problem with.
