Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Quotes
Larry: (noticing a child's enormous penis) What's going on with this kid?
Cheryl: Honestly, it's huge.
Larry: Did you tell him it was me?
Martine: No, I don't "dime."
I am homeless, except I don't stink!Martine
Hugh: Fuck you!
Larry: Fuck Hugh!
It's like eating a delicious sponge!Jeff
I think I'll go get myself a heterosexual single woman to play golf with.Larry
Larry: Well, you grunt on every shot. It's really annoying, and it's throwing me off.
Cheryl: Oh, is that why you're losing?
Larry: It sounds like pigs fucking.
You weigh like 8 pounds. What do you know about food?Jeff
Larry: You gotta get a shot of Benadryl while she's sleeping, or shove it down her throat.
Richard Lewis: Like a hitman? A Benedryl hitman?
I've seen better faces on a hemorrhoid.Joan Rivers
See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on. Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.Wanda
Well, maybe we should play Scrabble.Larry