Larry: You're in Paris, got the best food in the world, you're eating a chalupa?
Leon: If I coulda put French toast in this motha fucka I would.

Jeff: I took a bullet for ya.
Susie: Well it was a bike, technically.

Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox was behaving.

Larry

Just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's.

Larry

As a cynic it kinda sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her.

Larry

He will be gay. He's pre-gay.

Larry

Shaky motha fuckers like that, ya know little kids and shit, old people, motha fuckers who can't defend themselves, and you. That's perfect. You two face off, that shit is even steven.

Leon

Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. fucked up in a minute.

Leon

Gasteyer: He is a happy, healthy, normal seven year old boy. What is the matter with you?
Larry: Ehh, I think he might be gay.

You just live in a total dick world.

Larry (to Leon)

Larry: Did you shake that up on purpose?
Michael J Fox: Parkinson's.

Let me get that. I'll be back in two shakes.

Michael J Fox

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: "Bald asshole?" That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.
Police Officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended.
Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?