Larry: You're in Paris, got the best food in the world, you're eating a chalupa?
Leon: If I coulda put French toast in this motha fucka I would.

Jeff: I took a bullet for ya.
Susie: Well it was a bike, technically.

Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox was behaving.

Larry

Just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's.

Larry

As a cynic it kinda sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her.

Larry

He will be gay. He's pre-gay.

Larry

Shaky motha fuckers like that, ya know little kids and shit, old people, motha fuckers who can't defend themselves, and you. That's perfect. You two face off, that shit is even steven.

Leon

Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. fucked up in a minute.

Leon

Gasteyer: He is a happy, healthy, normal seven year old boy. What is the matter with you?
Larry: Ehh, I think he might be gay.

You just live in a total dick world.

Larry (to Leon)

Larry: Did you shake that up on purpose?
Michael J Fox: Parkinson's.

Let me get that. I'll be back in two shakes.

Michael J Fox

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry [on Jerry Seinfeld]: He's a eunuch. Yes, his testicles were cut of when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.
Phyliss: Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?
Julia: You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fuckin' idea

Wanda Sykes: Larry, you are an ass man!
Larry: I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obssessed with asses