Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Season 8 Episode 10: "Larry vs. Michael J. Fox"

Larry: You're in Paris, got the best food in the world, you're eating a chalupa?
Leon: If I coulda put French toast in this motha f**ka I would.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I took a bullet for ya.
Susie: Well it was a bike, technically.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox was behaving.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: Just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: As a cynic it kinda sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: He will be gay. He's pre-gay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leon: Shaky motha f**kers like that, ya know little kids and s**t, old people, motha f**kers who can't defend themselves, and you. That's perfect. You two face off, that s**t is even steven.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leon: Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. f**ked up in a minute.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gasteyer: He is a happy, healthy, normal seven year old boy. What is the matter with you?
Larry: Ehh, I think he might be gay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry (to Leon): You just live in a total d**k world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: Did you shake that up on purpose?
Michael J Fox: Parkinson's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael J Fox: Let me get that. I'll be back in two shakes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
Larry: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
Greg: Get a life Jews!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: He started a war. He didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 9: "Mister Softee"

Larry: That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said but you know, the fact that you're wearing glasses, I perceive it as a little less idiotic than I normally would.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Hopefully there's an afterlife. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: I saw this commercial last night, and Michael Jordan had a Hitler moustache.
Buckner: Yeah I saw that. He's the first one to wear that since Hitler. Isn't he?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Yari: You go Buckner yourself!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leon: I get a f*ckin' tingle in my johnson when a motha f*cka tell me he's about to get some ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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