Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Quotes
You know me, I don't like to complain.Larry
Jeff: A dog! She chose a fucking dog over her own father.
Larry: You sat down and you laid it out?
Jeff: I talked to her. I told her, 'Daddy's sick. He can't stay in the same house with Oscar.' She wants Oscar! She wants the dog!
Larry: Calm down
Jeff: Where is the dog?!
Larry: They took him back to your house.
Jeff: My house? No, no, no, his house. His house. I'm at the W hotel. It's his house now.
(reading from condolence book) "Beautiful service. Sorry about your loss. Where's Larry?"Larry
My mother had a tattoo on her ass?Larry
Larry: I changed my mind. I'd like to get it back.
Richard Lewis: You can't be an East Indian-giver.
Andy: You missed a good one. This was a really nice...
Larry: I'm sorry I missed it. Perhaps had I been notified, I may have been able to attend my mother's funeral.
I thought I'd never say this, but Larry is right.Wanda
Cheryl: I'm acting like I'm not thrilled to be sitting here with you, but I am just out of my mind right now.
Larry: I've been urinating all day.
Alanis: Really? That's the effect I often have on people.
Stu: Have a bite with the Reisers.
Larry: At least they pick up a check every now and then!
Why don't we call the terrorists and ask them could they pick another weekend that's more suited for you?Wanda
When you said "Mr. Duplicity" I naturally thought you were referring to me.Larry
Larry: Going to his pool party?
Jeff: Yeah I am. Yeah I am.
Larry: Wearing a bathing suit? Going swimming?