Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time.Larry
Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
Larry: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
Greg: Get a life Jews!
He started a war. He didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.Larry
That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said but you know, the fact that you're wearing glasses, I perceive it as a little less idiotic than I normally would.Larry
Hopefully there's an afterlife. I'll keep my fingers crossed.Larry
Larry: I saw this commercial last night, and Michael Jordan had a Hitler moustache.
Buckner: Yeah I saw that. He's the first one to wear that since Hitler. Isn't he?
You go Buckner yourself!Yari
I get a f*ckin' tingle in my johnson when a motha f*cka tell me he's about to get some ass.Leon
You f*cking Bucknered it! Why is Buckner on my team?!?Yari
I like to munch and pee.Larry
Business Manager: You can't judge me because I have a beautiful wife.
Larry: Uhhhh, I think I can.
I didn't beat him. The one-armed man did it!Larry