You just live in a total dick world.

Larry (to Leon)

Larry: Did you shake that up on purpose?
Michael J Fox: Parkinson's.

Let me get that. I'll be back in two shakes.

Michael J Fox

I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time.

Larry

Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
Larry: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
Greg: Get a life Jews!

He started a war. He didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.

Larry

That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said but you know, the fact that you're wearing glasses, I perceive it as a little less idiotic than I normally would.

Larry

Hopefully there's an afterlife. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Larry

Larry: I saw this commercial last night, and Michael Jordan had a Hitler moustache.
Buckner: Yeah I saw that. He's the first one to wear that since Hitler. Isn't he?

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