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I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.

Larry

Lotta kikes like the show...jigaboos too.

Judge

Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.

I'm still at the same e-mail...ihatelarry.

Wanda

He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.

Larry

It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.

Larry

I'm livin' large. I just had a croissant filled with mother fucking champagne.

Leon

The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.

Larry

She knows all the words to Cats, even the British version.

Rosie

Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother fuckers.

Tie goes to the hetero.

Larry

I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara desert.

Rosie
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"

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