I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.


Lotta kikes like the show...jigaboos too.


Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.

I'm still at the same e-mail...ihatelarry.


He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.


It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.


I'm livin' large. I just had a croissant filled with mother fucking champagne.


The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.


She knows all the words to Cats, even the British version.


Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother fuckers.

Tie goes to the hetero.


I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara desert.


Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"