I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.

Larry

Lotta kikes like the show...jigaboos too.

Judge

Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.

I'm still at the same e-mail...ihatelarry.

Wanda

He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.

Larry

It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.

Larry

I'm livin' large. I just had a croissant filled with mother fucking champagne.

Leon

The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.

Larry

She knows all the words to Cats, even the British version.

Rosie

Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother fuckers.

Tie goes to the hetero.

Larry

I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara desert.

Rosie

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry [on Jerry Seinfeld]: He's a eunuch. Yes, his testicles were cut of when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.
Phyliss: Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?
Julia: You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fuckin' idea

Wanda Sykes: Larry, you are an ass man!
Larry: I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obssessed with asses