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I wish them exactly 7.2 years of happiness.

If I were a mobster I think my mobster name would be Fricky Friction.

I'm about to make Lassie's year.

I'm good at what I do and what I do is good. Isn't it?

Falling in love with you was not part of the plan.

I know, I know, my parents were big fans of Hertz Rent-A-Car.

Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?

Before I use you as a human shield there are some things I need to say.

You realize that is the coolest guy in the entire world, right?

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