I'm good at what I do and what I do is good. Isn't it?

Falling in love with you was not part of the plan.

I know, I know, my parents were big fans of Hertz Rent-A-Car.

Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?

Before I use you as a human shield there are some things I need to say.

You realize that is the coolest guy in the entire world, right?

We split the food of the dead 50/50 that's always been the deal.

Lassiter: Where is Rip?
Shawn: He is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek.

Gus once bit me for stealing his honey. But that was because he had just gotten graham crackers and had nothing to dip them in.

Sorry man, I'm not fan of nature. It's slow and overrated.

Giant clown gloves! Finally a gift a person can use!

Mexican Lassie is way better than American Lassie, much like Coca Cola.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.